Gnometastic Lady Double Bird Gnomette Garden Gnome Statue, 8.45" Tall, Indoor/Outdoor Decoration

Lady Double Bird Gnomette Garden Gnome Statue by Gnometastic! She's not just mad . this little woman is giving both middle fingers to just about everything that pisses her off! Including the neighbor's cat . her lazy man . the drunk garden fairy . stupid yapping dogs and squirrels digging holes in the lawn! Gnometastic represents not just humorous lawn ornaments but a lifestyle! Our Garden Gnomes have charisma . attitude and just a whole lotta in your face Awesome (and a lil bit tacky). Embrace your inner love of novelty and gag gifts! Give in to the kitsch-y conga dancing in your head! Succumb to your secret anthem of Campy Fun! Be a part of this beautiful movement! Proudly display your Gnometastic Gnomes - it's not just a funny lawn gnome - it's art! // These quirky little guys will make a hilarious addition to any landscape they adorn - your garden . the kitchen . office (facing your boss's door) . the bathroom (?!) or just about anywhere! If you have an appreciation for funny garden gnomes . or just possess an offbeat sense of humor . our gnomes will appeal to you and make great gifts for your family and friends and their friends! (Enemies too . but we take no responsibility for that one!) DIMENSIONS: Stands 8.45" inches Tall x 4.5" Wide | Gnome statue weighs 1 lb | Made from Poly Resin and weather resistant. Made in China . DESIGNED in the USA.